How
Old is Grandpa ?
All
these things were common in his time
A
little house with three bedrooms and one car on the
street.
A
mower that you had
to push to make the grass look
neat.
In
the kitchen on the wall we only had one phone, And
no
need for recording
things, someone was always
home.
We
only had a living room where we would
congregate,
Unless it was at
mealtime in the kitchen where we
ate.
We
had no need for family rooms or extra rooms to
dine,
When meeting as a
family those two rooms would work out fine.
We only had one TV set, and
channels maybe two, But always there was one of them
with something worth the view. For snacks we had potato chips
that tasted like a chip, And if you wanted flavor there
was Lipton's onion
dip.
Store-bought
snacks were rare because my mother
liked
to cook, And nothing
can compare to snacks in Betty Crocker's
book.
Weekends
were for family trips or staying home to
play,
We all did things together --
even go to church to
pray.
When
we did our weekend trips depending on the
weather,
No one stayed at
home because we liked to be
together.
Sometimes
we would separate to do things on our
own,
But we knew where
the others were without our own cell phone. Then there were the movies
with your favorite movie star, And nothing can compare to
watching movies in your
car.
Then
there were the picnics at the peak of summer
season,
Pack a lunch and
find some trees and never need a
reason.
Get
a baseball game together with all the friends you
know,
Have real action
playing ball -- and no game
video.
Remember
when the doctor used to be the family
friend,
And didn't need
insurance or a lawyer to
defend?
The
way that he took care of you or what he had to
do,
Because he took an
oath and strived to do the best for you. Remember going to the store
and shopping casually, And when you went to pay for it
you used your own
money?
Nothing
that you had to swipe or punch in some
amount,
Remember when the
cashier person had to really
count?
The
milkman used to go from door to door, And it was
just
a few cents more
than going to the
store.
There
was a time when mailed letters came right to
your
door, Without a lot
of junk mail ads sent out by every store. The mailman knew each house by
name and knew where it was sent; There were not loads
of mail addressed to "present
occupant."
There
was a time when just one glance was all that
it
would take, And you
would know the kind of car, the model and the
make.
They
didn't look like turtles trying to squeeze out
every
mile; They were
streamlined, white walls, fins, and really had some
style.
One
time the music that you played whenever you
would
jive, Was from a
vinyl, big-holed record called a
forty-five.
The
record player had a post to keep them all in line,
And
then the records
would drop down and play one at a
time.
Oh
sure, we had our problems then, just like we do
today,
And always we were
striving, trying for a better way. Oh, the simple life we lived
still seems like so much fun, How can you explain a game,
just kick the can and
run?
And
why would boys put baseball cards between
bicycle
spokes.
And for a nickel red
machines had little bottled Cokes?
This
life seemed so much easier and slower in some
ways,
I love the new
technology but I sure miss those days. So time moves on and so do we,
and nothing stays the same, But I sure love to reminisce
and walk down memory lane.
How old
am I?................Read
on..............
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will
blow you away.
One
evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about
current events. The grandson asked his grandfather
what he thought about the shootings
at schools, the
computer age, and just things in general.
The Grandfather replied,
"Well, let me think a minute,
I was born before:
' television ' penicillin ' polio shots ' frozen foods ' Xerox
' contact
lenses ' Frisbees and ' the pill
There w ere no: ' credit cards ' laser beams or ' ball-point pens
Man had not
invented: ' pantyhose ' air conditioners '
dishwashers '
clothes dryers '
and the clothes were hung out to
dry in the fresh air and ' man hadn't yet
walked on the moon
Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and
then lived together. Every family had a father and a
mother.
Until I was 25, I called every man older
than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still
called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."
We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual
careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.
Our
lives were governed by the T en Commandments, good
judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know
the difference between right and wrong and to stand up
and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your
country was a privilege; living in this country was a
bigger privilege. We thought fast food was what
people ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful
relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
Draft dodgers were people who closed their front
doors when the evening breeze started.
Time-sharing
meant time the family spent together in the evenings and
weekends-
not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs,
electric typewriters, yogurt,
or guys wearing earrings.
We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the
President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever
remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to
Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in
Japan' on it, it was junk The term 'making out'
referred to how you did on your school exam.
Pizza
Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could
actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream
cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi
were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to
splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough
stamps to
mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new
Chevy Coupe for $600, . . . but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
In my day:
' "grass" was mowed, '
"coke" was a cold drink,
' "pot" was something your
mother cooked in and '
"rock music" was your
grandmother's lullaby. '"Aids" were helpers
in the Principal's office, '
" chip" meant a piece of wood,
' "hardware" was found in a
hardware store and '"software" wasn't
even a word.
And we were the last generation to actually believe
that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.
No wonder
people call us "old and confused" and say there is a
generation gap...
and how old do you think I am?
I bet
you have this very old man in mind...you are in for a
shock! Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think
about it and pretty sad at the same time.
Are you ready
?????
Grandpa
is only
60 years old!
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